Ban.do Get It Together Paper Clips

$10.00

DETAILS: everyone in the office has a “thing.” like joan in hr who brings the best lunches. or jeff from accounting whose shoes are always untied. well, now you can be known for having the cutest paper clips! which is a pretty good...

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Flower Bear Gift Bag

$6.50

DETAILS: Let there be no doubt in your mind, I got you a thing and I hope you dig it. This isn't just an empty bag. That would be really weird. - Our bags are approximately 9.5" (tall) x 8" x 4"- Tissue paper not included

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"Stupid Gift" Gift Bag

$6.50

DETAILS: Add some mystery to your gift. What could possibly be inside this bag? A dictionary with all of the words misspelled? A loaf of bread for a friend who is trying to go gluten free? A hand buzzer? Just kidding, everyone we know loves hand...

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Fancy Animals Foil Card

$6.00

DETAILS: There's humility in the realization that we're all just fancy animals roaming the Earth, living our lives, but some animals are fancier than others. The first ape that learned to peel a banana, she was a REALLY fancy animal. Sitting there,...

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Ampersand Wedding/Baby Card

$6.00

DETAILS: Some beauty, like the beauty of love, is best embodied in simplicity.  This elegant card will hit just the right note in expressing well wishes to the soon-to-be married or to the soon-to-be parents. - Blank inside- A2 size (4.25" x...

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Baby Otter Parenting Card

$6.00

DETAILS: Did you know otters hold hands with one another when they sleep, so they don’t drift away from each other? That’s cute, but also it’s really nice to not have another live being constantly touching you. Parenting is so much...

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Hard Knocks Foil Card

$6.00

DETAILS: It never ceases to amaze me how much crap is out there for people to deal with but, honestly, I'm even more amazed by the way they handle themselves in the face of it. This honorary degree is officially conferred by the School of Hard Knocks...

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Gift To Humanity Card

$6.00

DETAILS: What says “thank you,” “you are awesome,” “the world is a better place because you’re in it,” and “the human race benefits from your very presence”? This card! If you are lucky enough to...

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Don't Know How To Wrap Gift Bag

$6.50

DETAILS: Let this gift bag spare you from Frankenstein patch-jobs, crumpled corners, and the anxiety of trying to wrap anything round. For once, you'll have the best-dressed gift in the place (and the most honest). - Our bags are approximately 9.5"...

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Bitch Face Magnet

$6.00

DETAILS: Resting Bitch Face? Please! If we’re making a bitch face, you’ll know it. Spurred on by how much our badass customers love this design, we’ve made it into a magnet. - Magnet measures 3.54"x 2.36"

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Grown-Ass Lady Magnet

$6.00

DETAILS: Lying on the couch while it's entirely covered in unfolded laundry? I'm a grown-ass lady, and I do what I want. Eating a whole cheese plate by myself for dinner? I'm a grown-ass lady, and I do what I want. Taking the advice of a refrigerator...

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Birthday President Card

$6.00

DETAILS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! To celebrate your special day, we all got together and got you a new job! You’ll start ASAP, so please report to the White House in the morning. - Blank inside- A2 size (4.25"" x 5.5"")- Offset printed in Los Angeles onto...

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Weak Men Card

$6.00

DETAILS: They fucking should be. ENOUGH SAID. - Blank inside- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")- Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks- Comes with a matching kraft envelope

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Every Great Woman Card

$6.00

DETAILS: Trapped in a restaurant bathroom trying to figure out how to gracefully exit from a bad first date? Check. Lying awake obsessing over the current state of world affairs? Check. If you’re lucky enough to have a friend who’s always...

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Shit Show VIP Card

$6.00

DETAILS: Join us! Avoid the long lines! Step right up, friends! - Blank inside- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")- Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks- Comes with a matching kraft envelope

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Kicking Cancer's Ass Empathy Foil Card

$6.00

DETAILS: If you or someone you care about is Kicking Cancer’s Ass every damn day, they deserve an award. They also deserve a free pass from any and all health complications and unlimited ice cream from now until the end of time, but we don’t...

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Five Stars Anniversary Card

$6.00

DETAILS: When you need to let that special someone know, "Hey, actually reviewing you as a person on the internet, that would be creepy as hell...but this? This feels cute and funny, and I love you very much. A+, would marry again!" - Blank inside- A2...

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OMG Married WTF Foil Card

$6.00

DETAILS: Things happen in life that make you pause and actually calculate your age mathematically: wearing a suit...to a job!, renting your first apartment, doing your own taxes. But getting married? Seriously, that is some legit adult behavior...

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Decree Birthday Foil Card

$6.00

DETAILS: What people really mean when they say, "You're not getting older, you're getting better!" is that you're getting better at giving no fucks about petty nonsense. It's liberating and you deserve a certificate for it!  - Blank inside- A2...

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Deck Yourself Holiday Card

$6.00

DETAILS: Lights, Ornaments, Tinsel! Are you ready to get into the holiday spirit? This bear will show you how to get your festive on.  - Blank inside- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")- Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using...

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Everything Happens Empathy Card

$6.00

DETAILS: When a bad thing happens, like cancer or death, the last thing the person going through it wants to hear is "everything happens for a reason." Maybe eventually, with time and distance, this becomes more appropriate. But not immediately. Giving...

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Hogs And Kisses Card

$6.00

DETAILS: Send your pig-loving loved ones hogs and kisses! If your loved ones hate pigs, you might want to pick a different card.  - Blank inside- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")- Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using...

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Go Shorty Corgi Do Birthday Card

$6.00

DETAILS: Go shorty! It's your birthday! This card was inspired by our studio corgi George. As hard as we try, we can't get him to hold the tambourine, but it's artistic license. - Blank inside- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")- Offset printed in Los Angeles onto...

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Thank You For Loving Me Card

$6.00

DETAILS: This card is based on every relationship I've ever had. Sorry, everyone in my life! You, too, may want to buy a case. - Blank inside- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")- Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using environmentally...

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Bright Floral Mechanical Pencils

$15.00

DETAILS: For the most well dressed desk;Our custom designed mechanical pencils feature scratch proof, wrap-around painted graphics, designed to last a lifetime. We finished them with metallic gold hardware to add a classic touch. Sold in coordinated sets...

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Black & White Mechanical Pencils

$15.00

DETAILS: For the most well dressed desk;Our custom designed mechanical pencils feature scratch proof, wrap-around painted graphics, designed to last a lifetime. We finished them with metallic gold hardware to add a classic touch. Sold in coordinated sets...

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Hamsa Birthday Card

$5.50

DETAILS: Our hand-painted hamsa is painted in colorful jade and cobalt shades, accented with shiny gold foil detail. The perfect card for sending the best birthday vibes. • HEAVY, MATTE EGGSHELL STOCK• BLANK INSIDE• 4 1/4″ X 5...

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Planned Parenthood Card

$5.50

DETAILS: The Idlewild Co. 2017 Special Projects card will be in honor of Planned Parenthood, in support of affordable healthcare for all! This graphic pink illustration is punctuated with a pearlescent white, knock-out foil. • HEAVY, MATTE EGGSHELL...

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Ban.do Desk Buddies Mini Stapler

$16.00

DETAILS: meet the desk buddies! this one’s ms. stapler and she’s got her eyes on you! she’s the perfect size for all those loose papers on your desk and she has a foam bottom for safe keeping. 4.5 in. x 1.125 in. x 2.25 in. abs...

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Ban.do Desk Buddies Pencil Cup

$12.00

DETAILS: meet the desk buddies! this one’s miss pencil cup and she’s got her eyes on you! fill her with pencils (duh), pens, candy canes, a flag that says how great you are, and anything else you can think of. 4.25 in. x 2.625 in. x 4...

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Nickel Plated Dishwasher Magnet

$28.00

DETAILS: Let the household know the status of the dishwasher with our sturdy beveled magnet, engraved with the words “Dirty” and “Clean”, in nickel-plated brass. No more post-its! • 1 magnet• 2.6” x 1...

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Brass Dishwasher Magnet

$28.00

DETAILS: Let the household know the status of the dishwasher with our sturdy beveled magnet, engraved with the words “Dirty” and “Clean”, in either solid brass. No more post-its! • 1 magnet• 2.6” x 1...

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Medusa Card

$5.50

DETAILS: neon! paper weight: 100 lb ecru 100% recycled paper dimensions: 4.25 × 5.5 designer: hello!lucky inside greeting: blank front greeting: sorry i was a monster

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